Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay
WTF just happened…again!
Looking like she was missing her Adderall, the princess got another chance to not call jail her home. On Wednesday, Lohan had her probation revoked and the judge told her she was a naughty, naughty little girl. Wash, rinse, repeat.
Apparently Lohan didn’t want to help out in the LA morgue, choosing to switch to the friendly, and less dead, Red Cross. Such a pity. With the makeup she chose to wear for the hearing, she would blend right in at the morgue. Lohan has another hearing on November 2nd to determine if she should have the graphite removed from her cheeks.
Lohan publicist Steven Honig released a statement: “Lindsay is hoping this matter will be resolved on November 2 and the court will reinstate probation and allow her to continue fulfilling her community service.” Man, ya gotta love lawyers.
Personally, I think 3 weeks is way too much time for this princess not to screw things up. We would put up a poll on whether she ends up in jail , but it sounds like too much work.
Anyway, she posted her 100k bond, and the princess is now able to mingle with us commoners again.
Ya know what? I’m really starting to dig that Dick Van Dyke “Mary Poppins” look she has going.
10/21/2011 UPDATE: Thursday was suppose to be Lohan’s first day of work as a morgue janitor, but she was sent away after showing up late for the morning’s orientation.
Unreal.




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