WTF Just Happened?

I live in this horrible town. This is just one example of why you should never live here, drive near here, or even think of visiting here. This video was shot from my front porch.

It blows red dirt and its even been known to RAIN mud in this hell hole city.

Stay away…you’ve been warned.

Personally, it makes me scratch my head and think…WTF.

This guy is the poster boy for what is wrong with our political system, and living proof that the majority of people living in Texas have absolutely no clue.  Texas should be allowed to have their own country and not bother us with anymore with their idiots. I really thought After George “W”, we couldn’t find a more political idiot to hire to run the ship. It must be the water they drink “down thayer.”

No mustard, no ketchup, no condom.

When I worked for the FOX network last year, I asked this idiot a question on education and he danced, dodged, changed the question, didn’t answer the question and finally gave me the answer: “Next question.”

Here is what I asked him:

“Recently you met with an audience of local educators, and on education you said “I don’t care how you measure it, Texas is headed in the right direction. All you have to do is look how we’ve done on SAT tests and several key indicators.”  When the actually scores are examined, Texas comes out closer to the bottom among the states. The College board reported last month that only 53% of the Class of 2010 took the test and Texas was ranked 22nd. and remain well under the national averages for math, reading and writing.  How is this moving Texas in the right direction?” After some ducking and changing the subject to 4th grade and 8th grade African American kids, he finally said “We’re…we’re increasing that number….We’re making improvement in that….do we have a long way to go….yeah we suggest that we did….next question.

Moron.

You can let your kids out to play again!  We have one safe on a slab.

We all here raised our glasses in a toast to the man who did his best to put the word DICK back into DICTATOR.  Well done…mission accomplished. No, really, Mission Accomplished.  “W” had no part in this one.

WTF Just Happened!

Now the dude is a piece of swiss cheese, the result of  over zealous Lybian rebel soldiers who didn’t take no for an answer when it came to kicking this guys ass when he was down.  If he only would of just played by the “Golden Rule.”

Yes, cockroaches can be killed.

CNN said “More shooting erupted as the vehicle drove away, and Gadhafi — who ruled Libya for nearly 42 years before rebel forces overthrew him in August — was hit in the head, Jibril said, Gadhafi died moments before arriving at a hospital in Misrata.”  I would bet my 22 year old car that it was one very slow motorcade…to the furthest hospital available.

What I am most proud of is that the US was able to:  1. Assist in toppling  his regime.  2. Not lose any military personal in the process. But, we did spend an ass load of money we don’t have on the project.  Anyway, game, set, match.

Now, how long will it take before we are talking about the “new” idiots that will soon gain power.

EXCLUSIVE!  Music that was being played in the truck on the ride to the hospital.

WTF just happened…again!

Looking  like she was missing her Adderall, the princess got another chance to not call jail her home.  On Wednesday, Lohan had her probation revoked and the judge told her she was a naughty, naughty little girl.  Wash, rinse, repeat.

Photograph: Mark Boster/AFP/Getty Images

Apparently Lohan didn’t want to help out in the LA morgue, choosing to switch to the friendly, and less dead, Red Cross.  Such a pity.  With the makeup she chose to wear for the hearing,  she would blend right in at the morgue.  Lohan has another hearing on November 2nd to determine if she should have the graphite removed from her cheeks.

Lohan publicist Steven Honig released a statement: “Lindsay is hoping this matter will be resolved on November 2 and the court will reinstate probation and allow her to continue fulfilling her community service.”  Man, ya gotta love lawyers.

Personally, I think 3 weeks is way too much time for this princess not to screw things up.  We would put up a poll  on whether she ends up in jail , but it sounds like too much work.

Anyway, she posted her 100k bond, and the princess is now able to mingle with us commoners again.

Ya know what?  I’m really starting to dig that Dick Van Dyke “Mary Poppins” look she has going.

10/21/2011 UPDATE:  Thursday was suppose to be Lohan’s first day of work as a morgue janitor, but she was sent away after showing up late for the morning’s orientation.

Unreal.